# Day 358 (Reconciling opposites…)

The droll humour of an Ogden Nash composition will put a smile on your face always! Every married couple would relate to this—

I Do, I Will, I Have

How wise I am to have instructed the butler to instruct the first footman

to instruct the second footman to instruct the doorman to order my
carriage;
I am about to volunteer a definition of marriage.
Just as I know that there are two Hagens, Walter and Copen,
I know that marriage is a legal and religious alliance entered into by a
man who can’t sleep with the window shut and a woman who can’t
sleep with the window open.

Also he can’t sleep until he has read the last hundred pages to find out whether his suspicions of the murdered eccentric recluse’s avaricious secretary were right,

And she can’t sleep until he puts out the light,

Moreover, just as I am unsure of the difference between flora and fauna
and flotsam and jetsam,
I am quite sure that marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom
never remembers birthdays and the other never forgetsam,
And he refuses to believe there is a leak in the water pipe or the gas pipe
and she is convinced she is about to asphyxiate or drown,
And she says Quick get up and get my hairbrushes off the windowsill,
it’s raining in, and he replies Oh they’re all right, it’s only raining
straight down.
That is why marriage is so much more interesting than divorce,
Because it’s the only known example of the happy meeting of the
immovable object and the irresistible force.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat over
everything debatable and combatable,
Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particulary if
he has income and she is potable.

( A note: Walter Hagen was golf’s first superstar during the 1920’s and 30’s. As for Copen Hagen? It’s the capital of Denmark!)

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